When I tried to take out some money, it said, “What did you do with the last $50 I gave you?” This is a very Jewish neighborhood you live in Jason. If I had a mother like that I’d be gay too. But man, your mom nags a lot and can be really challenging and annoying. Jason, I heard in Israel everyone spends Saturday at home with their families? That’s sweet. For example, did you know his Hebrew name is “Yeecchh.” he found out a bunch of new things about his culture. Jason went to Israel for a month to explore his Jewish heritage. Jason’s so Jewish and so gay at the synagogue they call him a HeBlew. Jason’s so Jewish his tagline on LinkedIn is: “Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.” Jason’s so old and Jewish he attended Shakespeare's bar mitzvah. Welcome to the roast of Jason! My only regret is that Jason’s roast is happening in 2019 in Austin, and not 1945 Germany.
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